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These paper-airplanes took part in the great living room battle of June, 2004. Most are in generally good condition, and fabricated from standard 8 x 11 pieces of white paper. All are used. Mario requested that we, "Don't tell the people they're used!" but we told him we had to be honest to our consumers.
"I want to be honest too," Mario said. "I'm sorry, consumers." There are approximately 30 paper planes in this exciting collection, of varying style and function. "These planes were originally just the 'Sofa skirmishers'", Mario told us proudly, "Imagine my surprise when they went on defeat Flink's spitwad cannons and Fafa's army of invisible Gorillas." When asked why he was selling them, Mario stated, "They're old and don't fly so good anymore." |
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