The Empty Pie Pan
 
 

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This charming pan for pie making is nine inches in diameter, and constructed of durable, 'like-they-used-to-make' tin.   Slightly used, but in remarkable condition for what it has gone through.   Since Glove and Boots first bought and ate the initial pie, over 200 attempts have been made to refill the pan with dessert, all with disastrous results.   "I made a pretend pie that wasn't bad," Mario told us, "and something crawled out of the chimney and ate Fafa's pork and gravel pie, but the rest of the pies we made were really bad."

Glove and Boots would like to sell this lovely pie pan, but not for money... Glove and Boots wants pie.   If you purchase this empty pie pan for the very reasonable price of Forty dollars and Thirty Seven Cents, fill it with pie, and mail it back to Glove and Boots, they will refund every cent of your purchase, and include a photo of themselves enjoying your desert. Real attempts at pie only, please.*

 
   

 

The Pie Pan

Shape: Circular

Contents: Currently Empty

Price: $40.37